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Week 5: Larry, the Pedophile Clown
Ashamed of his unnatural fondness for young girls, Larry has sought treatment for his urges for years with unsuccessful results. Refusing to let this disorder beat him, he thinks he may have finally found a way to channel his attraction into something productive: by being a clown for hire specializing in children’s parties. Will he be able to keep himself in check? Only time will tell.

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Week 4: Larry, the Sims 3 Character
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Week 3: Larry, the Mexican Midget Wrestler
Growing up in Balderas, Mexico, Larry took to wrestling at an early age. When he was 6, his father took him to Arena Coliseo where he immediately took a liking to the high-flying luchadors. At age 8, he began training with his brothers.
Despite his miniature stature, he has been in matches with full-grown men, with moderate success. He is also well-loved by the spectators, owing to his more-than-average girth and undeniable ring charisma.
He is currently trying to get into the WWE, with the hopes of forging a rivalry with its most popular midget, Hornswoggle.

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Week 2: Larry, the Hip Hop Visionary
Growing up in the Bronx, Larry Jones (or L-Defo as he is commonly called by people in his neighborhood) dreamt big. As a kid, he saw how damaged the world really is, and he swore to one day help bring about positive changes in it. Now, after years of roughing it out and struggling to make a name for himself, he is now poised to make it big in the hip hop industry with his first mainstream album entitled “Let the Healing Begin”. The record was produced by Timbaland (who discovered the fledgling artist on YouTube) and Justin Timberlake, who both appear on the album on two separate songs. The first single, the socially-scathing ditty “Daddy Can’t Have Candy, Fool!”, is now making the rounds at various radio stations everywhere.

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Week 1: Larry, the French starving artist
Little is known about Larry, a homeless Frenchman who prowls the streets of Paris looking for people who are willing to spare him a few Euros or even half a baguette, in exchange for rough sketches or haphazardly-done paintings. Some locals who have had the pleasure (or misfortune) of interacting with him say that he is a man of a few words, often seen sprawled in a street corner somewhere with pencil and paper in hand, seemingly stoic while waiting for inspiration to strike him. The only time he shows a hint of emotion is when he gets drunk off of rhum, using money that people (mostly tourists) give him. During those rare times he’s seen walking about, shouting profanities and rambling about not getting a fair shake at life to no one in particular.

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